I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
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“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via ilovejoyoungminnie)
I write sins not five page research papers
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